Celebrity Tattoos

Brooke Burke used to be the hottest woman on the planet. However, you can’t stop time, so now I’ll just semi-demote her as the hottest mom in the world.

As for her tattoos, so far we’ve researched four but can only produce photo evidence for three. Let’s start from her foot.

The foot tattoo—right foot, inner part—started out as a cursive “Garth”. Garth is her ex-husband. It has since been covered with a tribal piece that runs longer, starting from the top of her big toe to just below the ankle. Below is the evolution of the tattoo. The third is just, once again, for reference.

Alright, so I counted that as one. I then came across this article that mentioned two more tattoos. First are the names of her four kids: Neriah, Sierra, Rain, and Shaya—all in cursive, and from the looks of it, on her inner wrist. (And of course we counted those as 1). Next is a star-ish looking piece on her nape. Below are some photos, but they suck. You couldn’t even tell where the names are inked on.

As for the other tattoo, well, we just ran into a very old FHM article where she mentioned she had two tattoos—the first one being the “Garth” tattoo and second, a little bunny. Hmm, mystery bunny.

Way to go Band Camp girl, Willow, and Lily Aldrin. It’s hard to believe Alyson is already 36 years old.

Anyway, for her tattoos—I believe she has two. First is a turtle with a multicolored shell on the outside, upper left side of her left foot. The second is small tribal graphic on her inner, lower right leg—just above the ankle.

Below is a nice clear photo showing both tats. The second photo is just for reference—so you know it’s really her.

Victoria’s Secret Angel with a tattoo number two (in this blog at least). Number 1 is Adriana Lima.

I’m going out on a limb here and say that she has only one ink piece at the moment. I mean, she’s got her body exposed always, right? So we would have probably seen more if there are. So anyway, her piece is located at her lower left side of her back. Kind of like a non-middle tramp stamp. It’s a quarter moon with something sitting on it. Can’t tell for sure for now.

See photos below, maybe you can make it out clearer.

Alright, so how many have we got here…

It seems to me that the 1990s rock goddess has 4 tattoos—at least those with photo evidence. Below is my official count; feel free to correct me (as always) by posting comments.

1. The word “gentle” in script on her outer left forearm. A newer photo also shows that is has been superimposed with a tiger, but “gentle” is still quite readable.
2. What looks like a Shiva Goddess between her right hip and lower abdominals.
3. The word “breathe” at an unknown location. My best guess with be at her right outer forearm—opposite her “gentle” tattoo.

Now for some photos.

There was a buzz that went on about this same time last year regarding Hayden Panettiere’s misspelled tattoo. Yes, her Italian script tattoo is apparently spelled incorrectly.

The tattoo reads “Vivere senza rimipianti.” Loosely translated in Italian: “To live without regrets.” According to various sources (Italians, I’d think), “rimipianti” is supposed to be spelled “rimpianti.” So there you go, it sucks, but it’s there—forever. But a simple cover-up job would do the trick, so seriously, no regrets.

Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox are still together, and it leaves a biggest “WHY?” to our faces.

Doesn’t matter, as this blog is about tattoos, and because of their recent and widely publicized beach vacation, Brian’s tats came to our attention. He has pieces on both upper and lower arms and on small pieces on his right and left chest. So by our count: 6.

According to one tattoo site, the tats are as follows:

• Aztec thunderbird on righ upper arm
• Cross and John 3:16 on left upper arm surrounded by blue and white flames
• Chinese symbol of his name on chest
• Dragon on right forearm
• “Kassius,” his son’s name on left
• Unknown piece on chest

His back is still clean. See below for reference photos.

Saw this picture of now-MILFy goodness Brooke Shields sporting some ink on her left lower leg. Unfortunately, in the photo, the tat just above her outer ankle is partly covered by the strap from her shoe. Couldn’t make it up, but if you were to ask me, I’d say it’s a foreign-language character. See photo below. Will update this post with more photos once available.

Victoria’s Secret Angel Adriana Lima has got a nice foot tattoo on her left foot. That tat has a tribal-like pattern running from her inside left ankle to the middle side of her foot. At one end of the pattern is a star. See photos below for reference.

Brooke appeared in television series like Melrose Place, Just Shoot Me! and CSI: Miami.

From the photo below, she has a foot tattoo. Looks like it has “Walk” in it and ends with an “h.” Unfortunately, most of it is covered by her shoe. Second photo is for reference. Contributions accepted.

I’m not sure if this is old but I’ve seen photos of her foot clean.

The tattoo below looks like a big script “A” on her inner right ankle—just above the heel. Hope this photo is clear enough. I will add more photos when available.